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11 Things Only The Newly-Married Nigerians Can Relate To

1. So you threw the baddest owambe in Lagos for your wedding.

As per, you had to leave the single life in grand style.

2. But you didn’t know there were many people entering the marriage with you.

Awon aunties and uncles.

3. So you have to wear your trad to greet all of them after the wedding.

Kneeling and greeting up and down!

4. Instead of them to give you money to help the marriage, it’s only advice they have o!

Let somebody see front abeg!

5. When your mother-in-law comes to inspect your cooking pot only two days into the marriage.

See wahala!

7. When it’s 3:30am and your wife isn’t up doing one or two things.

Come and be going to your daddy’s house abeg!

8. Your mother, when your wicked aunty from the village comes visiting.

Blood of Jesus!

9. You and bae, when single people tweet, “I think marriage is…”

See these ones!

10. You, when people start asking when you’ll get pregnant.

Face your front!

11. When people don’t add Mrs to your name:

Put some ‘respek’ on my name!

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