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12 Things You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Been A First-Timer In A Nigerian Church


1. When you finally agree to follow your friend to their church and you’re enjoying the service.

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YES LORD!

2. Then you now hear “if you’re worshiping with us for the first-time…”

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Hay God!

3. How your friend looks at you when you refuse to raise your hand:

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Will you get up, my friend.

4. When you finally stand up and the whole church turns to look at you like:

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Fresh meat.

5. You, when they start singing “you are welcome in the name of the Lord…”

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Well, this is awkward.

6. How all the old church aunties stand up to come and welcome you:

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By force touching and hugging.

7. When they tell you to pack your bible and move to the front of the church.

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Chai! What is it?

8. When they give you first-timers card to fill and you see space for phone number.

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You will now be sending me text up and down like MTN.

9. You, waiting for the whole service to just do and finish:

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JUST END.

10. When the service ends and you hear “all the first-timers please wait behind.”

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Has it not finished?

11. When you’re expecting jollof rice but they give you CD of the pastor’s message.

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Is this the refreshment?

12. You, when the welcoming unit asks “can we visit you sometime?”

nope nah

Is it like that they used to visit?

Source: Zikoko

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