26 Things Every Nigerian Kid Can Totally Relate To

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Children who grew up in the average Nigerian home know that there are rules and there are rules.

These rules don’t need to be spelt out to you or written on paper. You just know them and if you dare to default, the stories would forever remain on your lips.


This twitter user explained the dilemma of being an African child and every Nigerian kid can relate

1. Crying after being beaten

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2. Not crying after being beaten

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3. Crying without being beaten

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4. Standing while the elders are seated

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5. Sitting while the elders stand

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6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated

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7. Replying back to an elder

See-Nkechi-that-they-gave-birth-to-yesterday-Talki

8. Not replying back to an elder

Am-I-talking-to-a-goat-or-a-human-being

9. Spending too much time without being beaten

Junior-when-last-did-I-beat-you

10. Singing after being admonished

It-s-like-something-is-wrong-with-you

11. Not greeting visitors

So-you-don-t-know-how-to-greet-ehn

12. Eating food prepared for the visitors

Why-are-you-always-stupid-this-child

13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving

Shey-you-were-crying-Come-and-tell-me-what-they-ha

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14. Refusing to eat

It-s-like-you-ve-started-eating-outside-abi

15. Coming back home after sunset

You-better-go-back-to-where-you-re-coming-from

16. Eating at the neighbour’s home

Better-go-there-and-be-eating-everyday-oh-No-food

17. Generally being moody

This-slap-will-make-everything-better

18. Generally being too excited

Why-are-you-too-happy-Oya-take-this-slap-and-calm

19. Fighting with your age mate and losing

Ordinary-Tobi-that-is-the-same-age-beat-you-Shame

20. Fighting with your age mate and winning

Why-were-you-fighting-with-Tobi

21. Eating too slowly

Common-will-you-eat-fast-Who-will-clean-my-room

22. Eating too quickly

Common-will-you-eat-like-a-human-being-Nonsense

23. Eating too much

All-this-food-you-are-eating-only-God-knows-where

24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up

Lazy-thing-Your-mates-that-have-woken-up-do-they-h

25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating

So-you-want-the-visitors-to-know-that-you-ve-not-e

26. Stumbling and falling when walking

You-are-so-stupid-this-child

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