Ron Jeremy has exposed the secret s*x techniques women always would love as he answers questions from Askmen Editors. Here are the things you need to know about techniques to make your woman happy in bed.
When you’re in the missionary position, look at her right in the eyes and talk some dirty dialogue — I’ve been told the British females like that. By looking into each other’s eyes, you’re connecting whilst having s*x.
Tell her that you love her smile and her beautiful eyes, and tell her how hard she’s making you. I love it when a woman tells me that I’m going too deep, it’s such a turn on. However, although I’m a firm believer in men doing some dirty talking, I think that they shouldn’t do it a lot — it’s better for women to do it. Women love a bit of dirty dialogue; they want someone to talk to. Another top tip is when you’re talking dirty, you’ve got to do it quite breathy and in a very sexy way — Barry White style.
Foreplay For All
Girls love foreplay, whether it’s doing a slow striptease or a lot of cuddling. Although some girls prefer to jump straight into the goodies, the majority of them don’t. They always want a little bit of a tease to get things started off. I love kissing the back of a woman’s neck. It’s my favourite spot because they get goose bumps and it’s a huge turn on. A word of advice though for any man kissing a girl’s neck, keep it dry — no woman wants slobber on the back of her neck.
You can avoid a slobbery neck kiss by simply using your lips instead of your tongue. Girls love it, unless they say,“Oh this is a bunch of garbage. Stop what you’re doing and just stick it in already!” If that’s the reaction you get, then follow her orders. Also go for the feet. Women’s feet are sexy and they love it when you kiss them.
OK so this isn’t a technique in itself but it’s important nonetheless: Don’t be afraid to be creative and to try new things. If you’re not a monogamous couple, then that is okay because you can both discover new things about each other and your relationship. If you’re up for swinging, try to find another couple that is willing to have s*x with you.
There are lots of places where you can meet a swinging couple, such as bars and on the internet, so all you need to do really is to find a nice couple and have some fun! However, if you’re a monogamous type, then you need to make your relationship somehow more exciting or you’ll just bore each other.
I believe that a lot of marriages break up because of boredom, not because of money and stress. By nature, human beings like a variety of flesh — it’s called the Brangelina affect: for every beautiful man or woman out there, there is always someone who is proud to have had s*x with them.
Give Good Head
It’s important to give a woman good head and to show her that you care, or as the comedian Sam Kinison used to say: “Give the illusion that you care.” I really enjoy giving a woman good head, and there are many tricks to doing it.
First of all you need to know what she likes, because all women are different — the difference can be anything, for example: she may want you to go sidewards with your tongue or up and down, clockwise or anti-clockwise with your tongue.
When you know what the girl likes, do it and when you get to the finish, stay on that spot cos if you move around too much you’re going to lose it. Giving head is a bit like breathing through a snorkel, and the vagina will make a noise whilst you’re down there, kind of like a fanny burp. Again, Sam Kinison said a great line: “If I learned how to give a woman good head, I wouldn’t have to give away everything I own every five years!”
Some women even prefer a good tongue to a p*nis, and you can be big or small in the p*nis department, but a tongue is a tongue. With head, I love to experiment by going around the area and glazing over her clitoris as though by accident — kind of like a T-shape, cos girls like that. Eventually when I get to the spot, I pull back the jacket with my fingers and then go to town on it.