Pete Edochie has a habit of saying some of the funniest things ever. Well, he’s here with these hilarious quotes that’ll leave you crying with laughter, literally. What is your favourite quote of his? Click below to vote!
1. Having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken for a pet you will eat it someday
2.The cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as Corned Beef
3.Girls are like mangoes, once you are waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt
4.The buttocks are like a married couple. Though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together
5.When a girl has beauty without brains her private parts will suffer the most
6.A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guest at her wedding
7.Whoever presents his own head to break coconut will not be able to partake in the eating of it