47 Views

So Hilarious!! 10 Classes Of People Who Will Regret Their Lives If MMM Crashes

A humorous writer, Tosyne2much has taken a hilarious jab at participants of the popular Ponzi Scheme, MMM.
However, everyone invests in it for purpose of receiving 30% profit after 30 days without knowing that the devil sometimes gives you a shoe with the left hand and collects your leg with the right hand.

Though, many believe that it’s fallacy to think that MMM will crash, but what if it does?; the following categories of people will regret their lives.


1. Those who invest their lives savings

When taking risk, it very wisdom on the part of a person to invest what he can afford to lose but many people seem to have been exceeding their boundary these days. If they end up losing their life savings, they will develop High Blood Pressure and will relegate to 6 feet with immediate effect.

2. Those who sell their properties

I have a neighbour who who recently sold his father’s inheritance and plough the money into this scheme so that, at the end of the month, he would be able to buy a plot of land at Mowe and also buy himself a car. I sometimes feel sorry for him because I still don’t know where he will start his life from if he loses.


3. Those who marry without Jobs

Recently, men who are financially handicapped are beginning to get married with the notion that MMM will be their source of livelihood without the fear of unforeseen circumstances. As funny as it sounds, some will save up money for wedding and will invest it into MMM so that they can afford to buy adult cows, pay bride price, rent halls and canopies for their wedding.

4. The Awoofians

Many will agree with me that an average Nigerian wants to reap where he/she did not sow. The awoofians are usually attending parties they are not invited and will be gulping beer and feeding like there’s famine in Nigeria. Some will even go as far as selling their family houses just to invest into it and by the time things goes as unplanned, they will start their lives from square one.

5. Those who resigned their jobs

It’s funny people resign their jobs just because they see this scheme as a blessing in disguise and a less strenuous way of becoming rich. These people will definitely end up in deep regret when MMM messes them up and can’t later find jobs.

6. Those who no longer want to work

I overhead a man yesterday talking to his neighbour that, with MMM, he no longer needs a job and I began to shake my head at his ignorance. These kind of people will end up biting their finger when things turn soar.

7. Those who were sacked from work

Some people who were sacked from work will plunder their payment in lieu of notice into MMM so that their landlords will not send them packing. This is very risky thing to do considering the fact that you will both lose in two ways when the unexpected happens.

8. Bankers

I pity some bankers who usually invest as much as N10m out of customers’ savings just to get a profit of N3m in return. We recently heard the story of a bank manager who committed suicide due to debt.

9. Those who want to celebrate Christmas elaborately

Now that Christmas is around the corner, many will invest the little they have before November 25th, so that they can cash out before December 25th and celebrate with their loved ones. When MMM crashes before that time, they will become wailers and start blaming Buhari for their misfortunes.

10. Those whose girlfriends dumped them for being poor

Just because a lady dumped you for being poor, you ventured into MMM just to buy a car and make her jealous. I want you to know that you may end up in deep regrets if MMM could later not fetch you money to buy a bicycle let alone an okada.

Get the best viral stories straight into your inbox!

Don't worry, we don't spam

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.

Latest Posts

Speaker of the House of Reps, Yakubu Dogara, Meets Pope Francis
Politics
Politics

Speaker of the House of Reps, Yakubu Dogara, Meets Pope Francis

PH - November 23, 2017

Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, is currently in Rome. He met with Pope Francis today, November 23rd. According to Dogara, Pope Francis is well…

Video From the Flamboyant Wedding of Bilyaminu Bello to His Wife Who Recently Stabbed Him to Death
Shocking
11 views
Shocking
11 views

Video From the Flamboyant Wedding of Bilyaminu Bello to His Wife Who Recently Stabbed Him to Death

PH - November 23, 2017

A lady alleged that while the deceased was still married to his first wife, Fakhriyya, Maryam Sanda who was the side chic, used to send her pictures…

Going Solo Could Be A Blessing In Disguise – Mr P
Entertainment
12 views
Entertainment
12 views

Going Solo Could Be A Blessing In Disguise – Mr P

PH - November 23, 2017

Peter Okoye, a.k.a Mr P, sat for an interview with Inspiration 92.3 FM to discuss going solo. Mr P sat through the lunch hour, telling his story of…

Nollywood Star, Jim Iyke, Unveils New Reality TV Show “The Adventurer”
Entertainment
13 views
Entertainment
13 views

Nollywood Star, Jim Iyke, Unveils New Reality TV Show “The Adventurer”

PH - November 23, 2017

Nollywood star, Jim Iyke, is bringing a fresh reality TV show to our screens. The show titled ‘The Adventurer” is set to bring a new perspective to both…

Ushbebe And Wife Annette Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary
Entertainment
22 views
Entertainment
22 views

Ushbebe And Wife Annette Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary

PH - November 23, 2017

Comedian Ushbebe and his wife Annette are celebrating their 4th wedding anniversary today. The comedian shared new photos of them on his Instagram page, accompanied with sweet words, where he wrote: It’s…

I Pray For Everyone Not To Experience What I Experienced – Mr 2Kay
Entertainment
25 views
Entertainment
25 views

I Pray For Everyone Not To Experience What I Experienced – Mr 2Kay

PH - November 23, 2017

Mr 2Kay, in an interview with HipTV, has said he’s praying no one experiences what he experienced during his recent robbery at Eko Hotel & Suites. The singer…

Police Explain Why It’s Difficult to Detain Wife Who Allegedly Stabbed PDP Ex-Chairman’s Son to Death
Shocking
29 views
Shocking
29 views

Police Explain Why It’s Difficult to Detain Wife Who Allegedly Stabbed PDP Ex-Chairman’s Son to Death

PH - November 23, 2017

The police has said they are finding it difficult to remand Maryam Sanda, the wife who stabbed to death her husband Bilyamin Bello, the son of former People’s Democratic Party chairman Haliru Bello.…

How Nigeria Lost $9bn to illegal Mining in 2 Years
Business
27 views
Business
27 views

How Nigeria Lost $9bn to illegal Mining in 2 Years

PH - November 23, 2017

The Federal Government lost about $9bn to illegal Mining between 2014 and 2015, the Minister of Mines and Steel Development, Kayode Fayemi, has said. Fayemi who addressed…

Why President Buhari Is APC’s Greatest Enemy – Iwuanyanwu
Politics
36 views
Politics
36 views

Why President Buhari Is APC’s Greatest Enemy – Iwuanyanwu

PH - November 23, 2017

Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu, a member of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Board of Trustees, BoT, has insisted that President Muhammadu Buhari is the “greatest enemy” of the All…

Why PDP Lost Anambra Election – Makarfi
Politics
29 views
Politics
29 views

Why PDP Lost Anambra Election – Makarfi

PH - November 23, 2017

National Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Ahmed Makarfi, has revealed why Oseloka Obaze, the Party’s candidate in the just concluded governorship election in Anambra state…

Talented Nigerian Engineer And His Locally Made Combatant Vehicle Spotted In Imo State [Photos]
Inspiring
30 views
Inspiring
30 views

Talented Nigerian Engineer And His Locally Made Combatant Vehicle Spotted In Imo State [Photos]

MT - November 23, 2017

The engineer, Alex Ephraims from Imo state who became an online sensation after constructing a 'made in Nigeria' combatant vehicle by using locally available materials - was…

These Are The 4 Vital Documents To Prove Land Ownership In Nigeria
Best of Nigeria
39 views
Best of Nigeria
39 views

These Are The 4 Vital Documents To Prove Land Ownership In Nigeria

MT - November 23, 2017

  As the value of Naira continues to depreciate and the uncertainty of the stock market, many people have come to realization that the oldest form of…

WAEC GCE Result 2017 Is Out, 26% Passed | Here Is How To Check Result Here
Shocking
29 views
Shocking
29 views

WAEC GCE Result 2017 Is Out, 26% Passed | Here Is How To Check Result Here

MT - November 23, 2017

West African Examinations Council, WAEC GCE 2017 Result is out. WASSCE for Private Candidates (November/December), 2017 Has Been Released. See How to Check 2017 WAEC GCE Result Online…

Why Manchester United Lost Against Basel – Jose Mourinho
Sports
28 views
Sports
28 views

Why Manchester United Lost Against Basel – Jose Mourinho

MT - November 23, 2017

Jose Mourinho has explained why his Manchester United side lost the UEFA Champions League game against Basel on Wednesday night. Manchester United’s perfect record in the Champions…

Google Still Tracks You Even With Your Location Services Off
Technology
25 views
Technology
25 views

Google Still Tracks You Even With Your Location Services Off

MT - November 23, 2017

Smartphones with no sim, no location service on or even that which has just be reset to its factory mode still keeps tracks of you and sends…

Peter Okoye Shows Off His Cooking Skills In His Lovely Kitchen (Photo)
Entertainment
31 views
Entertainment
31 views

Peter Okoye Shows Off His Cooking Skills In His Lovely Kitchen (Photo)

MT - November 23, 2017

Defunct brother of PSquare group, singer Peter Okoye aka Mr. P took to his IG page to show off his beautiful kitchen. He captioned the photo; "My…

Wizkid Becomes The Most Streamed Afrobeats Artiste On Spotify With A Total Of 136 Million Streams
Entertainment
34 views
Entertainment
34 views

Wizkid Becomes The Most Streamed Afrobeats Artiste On Spotify With A Total Of 136 Million Streams

MT - November 23, 2017

Wizkid 'babanla' has emerged as the most streamed artiste (Afrobeats genre) with 136 Million total streams. See the screenshot by Kingston Dome below,

Why We Are Running “Slow Government” – President Buhari
Politics
29 views
Politics
29 views

Why We Are Running “Slow Government” – President Buhari

MT - November 23, 2017

President Muhammadu Buhari has explained why his government is still ‘slow’ after almost three years in power. Buhari said his team met a ‘weighty responsibility’ on ground…

Loading...