No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything.
I hope this soothes your sunny day and brings some laughter to your face. Here are my top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes from 2010-2015.
1. Labaran Maku – 2010
“We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.”
“With all due respect, If Jesus Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any election He conducts will be disputed.”
“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”
“God is a democrat. He does not support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God supports it.”
“Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood still lives on.”
6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013
“Go and Die.”
7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011
“My fellow widows.”
“I will not die, I drank bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.”