We were wondering, what if there was ‘Big Brother Nigeria. The Political Edition’ where Nigerian politicians got to compete against each other and live in the same house for 3 months?
Wouldn’t it be hilarious? Well, here’s what we think would happen.
1. Daddy Bubu will either be disappearing from the house almost every week or taking the ladies to ‘za other room’
3. Diezani is probably going to steal the whole house
5. Fashola will never take responsibility for anything and will keep the whole house in darkness
6. Obahiagbon will confuse everybody with grammar every day
7. Lai Mohammad is definitely going to lie about everything
8. Jagaban will do everything in his power to change the Head of House to his preferred candidate
9. Saraki will do everything to become Head of House
10. Dame Patience will be the Gifty of the house, except that instead of a yeye accent, she’d be throwing us gbagauns all day
11. Oshiomole will be fighting for the rights of the housemates while hiding all the food for himself
12. And Amaechi will wait until someone does something, then take all the glory for it
13. Rochas Okorocha will be the party organiser
14. Whenever Kemi Adeosun is Head of House, food will never be enough
15. Solomon Dalung will spend all the days saying absolute nonsense