We’ve all heard about or encountered the infamous Yoruba Demon(s).
They come in different shapes and sizes, terrorizing the hearts of young maidens. By popular request, we’ve brought you a quick but yet definitive list, describing the various classes of the ‘heart-slayers’ out there.
1. The Time Wasters
The most heartless group of the bunch; after dating a girl for 5+ years, they’ll (all of a sudden) have an epiphany that you’re not the right one for him. Next thing you know, he’s getting married to a different girl the next week after the breakup.
Take Toke Makinwa for instance.
2. The heart-breakers
These are probably the most popular out of the bunch. Heartbreaking is like a sport to them which brings intense thrill. If they haven’t broken a heart in a month they start to fall ill.
3. The Hit and Run Demons
These are the most despicable of the bunch because they first appear like your knight-in-shining-armour and then at the end they pretend not to have even met you.
4. The ‘Now you see me, Now you don’t’ Demons
These demons are the most fun to be around, always up for a good time, always the life of the party. They are only available when it’s time for rocks but once you try to ask ‘what are we?’ they just ghost.
5. The Kingpins
The Kingpins are the ultimate demons. This is because they wear their demon status as a badge. They don’t hide it and yet a lot of ladies still fall for them. They are totally honest and will charm you with their self-deprecating humor and sweet words. They are the most dangerous breed.